(function($) { $.fn.tweet = function(o){ var s = { username: ["wearepc"], // [string] required, unless you want to display our tweets. :) it can be an array, just do ["username1","username2","etc"] list: null, //[string] optional name of list belonging to username avatar_size: null, // [integer] height and width of avatar if displayed (48px max) count: 4, // [integer] how many tweets to display? intro_text: null, // [string] do you want text BEFORE your your tweets? outro_text: null, // [string] do you want text AFTER your tweets? join_text: null, // [string] optional text in between date and tweet, try setting to "auto" auto_join_text_default: "i said,", // [string] auto text for non verb: "i said" bullocks auto_join_text_ed: "i", // [string] auto text for past tense: "i" surfed auto_join_text_ing: "i am", // [string] auto tense for present tense: "i was" surfing auto_join_text_reply: "i replied to", // [string] auto tense for replies: "i replied to" @someone "with" auto_join_text_url: "i was looking at", // [string] auto tense for urls: "i was looking at" http:... loading_text: null, // [string] optional loading text, displayed while tweets load query: null // [string] optional search query }; if(o) $.extend(s, o); $.fn.extend({ linkUrl: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /((ftp|http|https):\/\/(\w+:{0,1}\w*@)?(\S+)(:[0-9]+)?(\/|\/([\w#!:.?+=&%@!\-\/]))?)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp,"$1")); }); return $(returning); }, linkUser: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /[\@]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp,"@$1")); }); return $(returning); }, linkHash: function() { var returning = []; var regexp = /(?:^| )[\#]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(regexp, ' #$1')); }); return $(returning); }, capAwesome: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/\b(awesome)\b/gi, '$1')); }); return $(returning); }, capEpic: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/\b(epic)\b/gi, '$1')); }); return $(returning); }, makeHeart: function() { var returning = []; this.each(function() { returning.push(this.replace(/(<)+[3]/gi, "")); }); return $(returning); } }); function parse_date(date_str) { // The non-search twitter APIs return inconsistently-formatted dates, which Date.parse // cannot handle in IE. We therefore perform the following transformation: // "Wed Apr 29 08:53:31 +0000 2009" => "Wed, Apr 29 2009 08:53:31 +0000" return Date.parse(date_str.replace(/^([a-z]{3})( [a-z]{3} \d\d?)(.*)( \d{4})$/i, '$1,$2$4$3')); } function relative_time(time_value) { var parsed_date = parse_date(time_value); var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000); var pluralize = function (singular, n) { return '' + n + ' ' + singular + (n == 1 ? '' : 's'); }; if(delta < 60) { return 'less than a minute ago'; } else if(delta < (60*60)) { return 'About ' + pluralize("minute", parseInt(delta / 60)) + ' ago'; } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) { return 'About ' + pluralize("hour", parseInt(delta / 3600)) + ' ago'; } else { return 'About ' + pluralize("day", parseInt(delta / 86400)) + ' ago'; } } function build_url() { var proto = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https:' : 'http:'); if (s.list) { return proto+"//api.twitter.com/1/"+s.username[0]+"/lists/"+s.list+"/statuses.json?per_page="+s.count+"&callback=?"; } else if (s.query == null && s.username.length == 1) { return proto+'//api.twitter.com/1/statuses/user_timeline.json?screen_name='+s.username[0]+'&count='+s.count+'&callback=?'; } else { var query = (s.query || 'from:'+s.username.join(' OR from:')); return proto+'//search.twitter.com/search.json?&q='+escape(query)+'&rpp='+s.count+'&callback=?'; } } return this.each(function(i, widget){ var list = $('